Funny people on my WhatsApp list. 1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead. 2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai! 3. Someone's sta...

A wife says to her friend, "Our s e x life stinks!" Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having s e x?" She says, "Once, and I saw rage." Her friend says, "Wh...

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a s*x problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, ...

Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend... GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who will you save? ...

A conversation between junior and his mum... MUM: Junior give me water from the fridge please. Junior: Mum to drink? MUM: No... to change to Wine!

Akpos' mother goes to see a child counsellor and the following conversation ensues... MOTHER: My son is so skilled at stealing. He gets to steal all the money I keep, irrespective of where I keep t...

A man went to visit his friend at home. When they went together to the bar, the friend said, "Did you know that 90 out of 100 women with brown eyes cheat on their husband?" "No, I didnt known that...

That moment... You take out your last 1000 Naira note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover that rat had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's head. You spend 1.5 Million Naira on ...

Akpos’ wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone. The following conversation ensued... WIFE: Honey… AKPOS: Yes? Why are you waking me this early? WIFE: (points to his phone) ...

I saw a poster inviting interested individuals to be present in a certain compound for a traditional marriage scene of a Nollywood movie. The idea of getting money from this came upon me. My mind mini...

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