Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry: MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum. MOTHER: What were you taught in school today? AKPOS: Agriculture. MOTHER: Which topic? AKPOS: T...

Akpos' wife was pregnant and the following conversation ensued: WIFE: Darling, guest what? AKPOS: What? WIFE: I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I'm pregnant with a set o...

AKPOS: Boss, you called me? BOSS: Yes, go home and make love with your wife. You need it. AKPOS: (after an hour, he called his boss) Done sir. BOSS: Do it again. AKPOS: Done again, sir. ...

A thief was about to steal in a corner shop in a notorious suburb (the suburb is notorious for viciously beating thieves and other criminals to a pulp) of Lagos state, but unfortunately for him, an on...

To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself, the husband said, “Budge...

One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female voice was what he heard ...

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery. "Why is your stomach so big?" he asks. "I'm having a baby." she replies. "Is the baby in your ...

The Nigerian army was losing a lot of personnels in the war and desperately needed more people to fill their rank and files to fight the war. So one of the top officers approached Akpos to enlist... ...

A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells h...

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