When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you and the world seems to be fading away; come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!

A boy went for an exam and was asked the past tense of think. He wrote thinked. When he came out of the hall, the following conversation ensued... FRIEND: How was the exam? ...

A psychiatrist patient climbed to the top of the double-storey hospital. Another patient, who was on the ground asked, "How did you get up there?" "By a ladder you fool!" the patient on the top bu...

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug. Two days afte...

Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.

A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. And the circle b...

NAME: Richard Wizrich AGE: 109 HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from a live tiger. Catching bullets with bare hands. Assassination. Jogging up and down Mount Everest Collecting rock part...

The husband leans over and asks his wife, ''Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I mad...

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