A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hal...

"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered huskily, "...undress you, lick you from hea...

KID: Teacher can I go to the bathroom? TEACHER: You have to say your ABC's first. KID: Ok; a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z. TEACHER: Where's the p? KID: It's runnin...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just ...

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a coin and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to ...

The queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. ''Oh my god!'', said the Queen, ''That's disgraceful, ...

Last week I checked into my hotel and was a bit lonely. I thought I'd call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a ...

A child goes home and says to his mother, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher." The mum, angry, replies, "How could you?! Go up to your room and wait for your father!" A few hours later, the dad c...

You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me. You suck me and suck me, you suck my juice until it's dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish... Stop thinking so far and wild, it's just a...

A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour said they should go to...

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