TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HER TEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good. Yes...

Akpos patronises a prostitute. This is the conversation that ensued between them: PROSTITUTE: Hi honey. Are you ready to have sex? AKPOS: Yes. But If only you can f**k me the way my wife does. ...

''Darling. I'm I the first man to make love to you?'' Her tone of answering was slightly more than irritable, ''Of course you are!" she said "And also the best too. I wonder why you men always ask ...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class. TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who can give me an exam...

A conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife after one of their neighbours died: AKPOS: Do you know that Mr. Benson at the next street died last week? WIFE: Yes, I know. AKPOS: Do you kno...

Three prominent politicians in Nigeria boarded the same flight to from Abuja to Lagos. The first Politician started, "I can throw one N1000 note down and make one person laugh." "I can make two ...

Akpos' wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in. AKPOS: Where are you going? WIFE: I am moving in with my mother! A few minutes later, Akpos also started packing. His wife walked in...

Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble! 1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On". 2. The phone has TV, Micr...

An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you get this beautiful bicycle?" "Well," the second engineering student says, ...

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