Akpos takes examinations for the driver’s license for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on yo...

Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any other vi...

Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Can’t you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I can’t." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"

A well-worn out N1000 note and a similarly distressed N10 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation. The one t...

A girl and a guy were discussing. This was their following conversation... GIRL: Honey I want to share in your problems and pain. BOY: But I don't have any problem. GIRL: It's because we ar...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don't you do that?! HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her!

In a mathematics class... TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get? AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, ...

Akpos' wife came home early and found him in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset, "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried, "How dare you do this ...

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