Akpos was in a CRK class when the teacher suddenly asked him a question. TEACHER: What is wickedness? AKPOS: Wickedness is when you put Obasanjo, Funny Face, Omo Baba, King Ayisoba, Agya Koo, Li...

A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi. He told her his mum had a phobia for non-Yoruba people and...

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?'' St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Every...

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HER TEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good. Yes...

Akpos patronises a prostitute. This is the conversation that ensued between them: PROSTITUTE: Hi honey. Are you ready to have sex? AKPOS: Yes. But If only you can f**k me the way my wife does. ...

''Darling. I'm I the first man to make love to you?'' Her tone of answering was slightly more than irritable, ''Of course you are!" she said "And also the best too. I wonder why you men always ask ...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class. TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who can give me an exam...

A conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife after one of their neighbours died: AKPOS: Do you know that Mr. Benson at the next street died last week? WIFE: Yes, I know. AKPOS: Do you kno...

Three prominent politicians in Nigeria boarded the same flight to from Abuja to Lagos. The first Politician started, "I can throw one N1000 note down and make one person laugh." "I can make two ...

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