A man was driving his car on a hot sunny afternoon. He gets to a police checkpoint and the following conversation takes place: MAN: How may I help you officer? OFFICER: Why aren't you using A/C? ...

Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Akpos replied, "No, I am Akpos." A man came and asked him the same question. Akpos replied...

The lecturer said, "lets begin by reviewing some Nigeria history. The lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces except for Kwame who h...

The President of Nigeria, his Deputy, Mr Akpos and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it got completely dark. Suddenly there...

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he saw no one but his ...

One day, a very rich woman posted on Facebook that she needs a handsome and sexy man who wouldn't beat her and run away with her money. And also a man who will satisfy her on bed. One hour letter,...

Akpos walked into class with black eye. The Teacher asked,"What happened?" Akpos replied, "My house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night, my dad asks; 'Akpos are...

A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years. FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?! GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in Abuja. FATHER: What!!! Get out of my house you Whore! I d...

"Knock, knock!" Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door. "Knock!" He opens the door and thi...

AKPOS: Your secretary is very sexy! THAMBO: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Maria". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters! I...

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