A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years. FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?! GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in Abuja. FATHER: What!!! Get out of my house you Whore! I d...

"Knock, knock!" Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door. "Knock!" He opens the door and thi...

AKPOS: Your secretary is very sexy! THAMBO: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Maria". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters! I...

When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to join cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm just watching the news now and there is crises ...

The Sunday school teacher said this while teaching on the resurrection of Christ and his Elites: TEACHER: If today were to be the resurrection day, righteousness will be one of the safest guarantee...

Trouble is: 1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Forget the job! 2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around and see his o...

Akpos was chatting with this girl and the following conversation started: AKPOS: Hey girl, I think your really hot, wanna go out? GIRL: I have a boyfriend. AKPOS: I have a Maths test on Monda...

A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them. After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids. The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is more scared. A...

Akpos, doing examination: INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS. Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted. Q: What is the...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his f...

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