Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble! 1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On". 2. The phone has TV, Micr...

An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you get this beautiful bicycle?" "Well," the second engineering student says, ...

IJEOMA: Biodun says I'm ugly, but then Emeka says I'm pretty. What do you think Akpos? Akpos: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly.

Akpos is watching 'Who Wants To Be Millionaire?' with his wife, Janet. He turns to Janet and says, "Do you want sex?" Janet replies, "No" Akpos says, "Is that your final answer?" Janet ...

If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books with Titles like these: How to look Beautiful/Handsome by Obasanjo. The Secret of a Successful Marriage by Pastor Chris Oyakhil...

One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information?" "To save ...

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to th...

Three thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The first man stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to three years in prison because there were three fishes in the tin. The s...

(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign) Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you...

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