During the economic crisis in Nigeria, two local businessmen chat: 1ST BUSINESSMAN: Do you pay for your employees? 2ND BUSINESSMAN: Nope, haven't paid them for months. 1ST BUSINESSMAN: But th...

One day a teacher asked the primary four pupils to make a sentence with "go". All hands were up. He pointed at a boy, "Yes! Stand up and make a sentence with "go". The boy stood u...

TEACHER: Did you finish your homework? JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test? TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark. JOHNNY: I have other teachers' homework to do.

Akpos running out of the ocean all wet when Kwame saw him. KWAME: Akpos, why are you all wet? Are you ok? AKPOS: (panting heavily) Yeah. I was just trying to drown myself. KWAME: Wait! You...

AKPOS: I gave my number to this sexy girl last week and she said she'll call me when she get home. KWAME: So why hasn't she called yet? AKPOS: I think the girl is homeless!

Husband to wife: "Darling, I have to confess to you that when I’m having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women." WIFE: "I have a confession to make too sweetheart. When I have sex with ...

A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. "You crafty old devil," says his friend. "How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that?" "Easy," replies the m...

During a lesson, Akpos yawns extremely wide. The teacher tries to make a joke, "Akpos, don't swallow me." Akpos replies, "Don't worry ma, I don't eat goat meat."

A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week." "Did you hear that?" the wife asked her husband. "Yes," ...

A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him. "This is for the flowers," she ...

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