When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb No ma...

HUSBAND: Honey. If I die, what will you do? WIFE: I will stay with my sister. What about you? HUSBAND: I will stay with your sister.

Akpos was not very good at swimming so each time he tried to swim, he would drown. His father always warns him to stop but he won't listen. The next day, Akpos drowns again and was almost killed b...

A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal. PASTOR: No, we can't hold a service for your dog in our church. But th...

A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness. He gained courag...

A girl falls down from the 80th floor of a construction company, but fortunately for her, a young boy was on hand at the 65th floor to catch her. He asks her, "Will you hug me for saving your life?" ...

Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument… ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and c...

One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44! People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his friends "Last ...

A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions: TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go. TEACHER: U...

Akpos who works at an airport control tower as a technician got an emergency radio message from a pilot, their conversation goes does: PILOT: Mayday! Mayday!... AKPOS: This is the control tower, c...

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