So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and ...

Akpos and Okon in the office: OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week. AKPOS: Oh! OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell? AKPOS: No. OK...

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark ...

A guy brought a lady into his room. The guy pulled his pant off, "Lady! Meet my little brother!" The lady turned to leave and shouted, "When he grows up, call me back!"

A man is in a hotel lobby. He is about to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. ...

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every buildi...

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you. I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done." She thought for a moment the...

A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs. He asked her, "D...

Four nuns come to the Coventry for confession. FIRST NUN: Forgive me father for I have sinned. FATHER: What have you done? FIRST NUN: I saw a man's penis. FATHER: Wow, that's bad. Say ten hail M...

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says, "Mummy, I saw l...

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