A man is in a hotel lobby. He is about to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. ...

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every buildi...

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you. I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done." She thought for a moment the...

A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs. He asked her, "D...

Four nuns come to the Coventry for confession. FIRST NUN: Forgive me father for I have sinned. FATHER: What have you done? FIRST NUN: I saw a man's penis. FATHER: Wow, that's bad. Say ten hail M...

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says, "Mummy, I saw l...

A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra (sex pill). "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is coming over tonight, my girlfri...

A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms and fixed it on the wall. Each night, she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day her neighbour found o...

During a Navy training for three months in the open sea, a Naval officer who was new to the troop, interrogated a junior officer on the lifestyle of the ship crew: SENIOR OFFICER: How do you guys g...

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers an...

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