A Lucky Driver
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 08/28/2014 - 21:12
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man responds, ''I guess I'll go to a driving school and get my license.''
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart person when he's drunk.
The guy in the back seat says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the boot of the car and a voice calls out, ''Have we crossed the border yet?''
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man responds, ''I guess I'll go to a driving school and get my license.''
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart person when he's drunk.
The guy in the back seat says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the boot of the car and a voice calls out, ''Have we crossed the border yet?''
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