Count To Eleven
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/15/2015 - 19:21
Armed robbers attacked an old nun and found nothing to take from her. The leader of the gang decided to have her instead. This dialogue ensued...
LEADER: I am going to have sex with you since you have no money.
NUN: Aww! I've been a NUN all my life.
LEADER: That makes it better, but since you are an old woman, I'll be very fast, you'll count from 1 to 11 and on the eleventh count, I'll stop.
The old Nun started counting as d robber began.
NUN: 1,2,3,4,5...
she enjoyed it so much that when she got to eleven, she said, "Ele, ele, ele, ele, ele..."
LEADER: I am going to have sex with you since you have no money.
NUN: Aww! I've been a NUN all my life.
LEADER: That makes it better, but since you are an old woman, I'll be very fast, you'll count from 1 to 11 and on the eleventh count, I'll stop.
The old Nun started counting as d robber began.
NUN: 1,2,3,4,5...
she enjoyed it so much that when she got to eleven, she said, "Ele, ele, ele, ele, ele..."
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