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  1. A Rope and Two Knots

    ... bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows ... at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's ...

    Anonymous - 02/05/2024 - 05:39 - 0 comments

  2. Combined Responsibility

    ... Business". When your girlfriend says she is not ready for sex and another man gets her pregnant. What will you call that? ...

    Anonymous - 01/27/2024 - 20:40 - 5 comments

  3. Constant Sex

    ... becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times ... make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, ...

    Anonymous - 01/27/2024 - 16:20 - 2 comments

  4. An Unclad Babe

    ... join!" The lady at the end of the call replied, "OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning. Next morning, he opens the door and finds a ... during the whole week and loses 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6, he opens the door and saw even an ...

    Anonymous - 12/24/2023 - 09:01 - 1 comment

  5. All Night

    Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to Johannesburg for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill. BILL: While you are ... the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can have sex again. It goes on like this all night. FRANK: That sounds unbelievable. ...

    Anonymous - 10/31/2023 - 12:42 - 0 comments

  6. Alone For 6 Months

    James had been a stockbroker for twenty-five years and was finally sick of the stress. He quitted his job ... "Great," said James, "After six months of this, I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As John Thomas was leaving, he ... again John Thomas turned from the door, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties too." "Now that's not a problem," said James, ...

    Anonymous - 10/30/2023 - 10:34 - 0 comments

  7. Ready For Sex

    ... that ensued between them: PROSTITUTE: Hi honey. Are you ready to have sex? AKPOS: Yes. But If only you can f**k me the way my wife ... Yes na! How does she do it? AKPOS: She does it for FREE! Author:  @jaydenmela 18+ Jokes ...

    Anonymous - 10/01/2023 - 09:40 - 0 comments

  8. Number 999

    ... OK. Come to my house tonight, I will be all naked waiting for you in bed. I don't want neighbours to see you, so use the window. She ... way and went to house number 666. Just as agreed, Akpos was ready for the action after taking enough Viagra. He met the window opened and ...

    Anonymous - 05/16/2023 - 08:35 - 0 comments

  9. Broken: Episode 9

    ... the door and I stupidly replied: “Officer Bayo reporting for booty call duty”. She laughed as she opened the door, I was amazed at how ... the waiter to put my food in a takeaway pack when it was ready because I had something important to do at the office, after another five ...

    akposjokes - 08/11/2016 - 23:25 - 7 comments

  10. Broken: Episode 14

    ... to lead anywhere, I told her I had a lot to think about so for now we should take some time apart, I really felt she was the one but the ... than I thought, keep it up. Pls make d next episode ready in no time cos I can't wait 2 get 2 d end of dis all. ...

    akposjokes - 08/17/2016 - 23:21 - 57 comments

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