Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it...

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride's relatives 2. Groom's relatives He entered the groom's door and...