A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his thing below, he im...

CUSTOMER: How much is that tie? SALESMAN: $100 CUSTOMER: Why? I can buy a pair of shoes with that money? SALESMAN: But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck?

The teacher of the geography class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 d...

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec !" yelled the teacher, "you've done nothing. Why?...

A Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the most loyal and he ye...

A boy was reading with music playing beside his step-brother who was sleeping at a corner. When his step-mother came and saw him, she shouts angrily at him saying, ''WILL YOU PUT OFF THAT MUSIC OR DO ...

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