Be patient. Listen

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:

English Lang. 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physics 37%
Chemistry 42%
Economics 12%
Agric. Science 19%
Religion Knowl. ABS
Geography 22%

I lost my temper.

And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?"

My Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."

I told her: "Shut up! It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."

My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"

I said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

My Son said: "Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir."

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SOPURU's picture

It's very funny

oluwajorba olalere's picture

haa akpors u ar just make me laugh nd 4get sorrow

emmanuel akinseye (acrobatic) 's picture

very intresting

MONDAY's picture

PEOPLE CAN BE FUNNY SOMETIMES OOOO..........

Anonymous's picture

Boring

xidie wayne's picture

very nice

phenom lekizzy's picture

he is an impatient bull dog

OKORO KOSI's picture

ALWAYS BE CALM

Mark Nobad's picture

Very Interesting

Deborah Rufus's picture

It's good to be patient

Emex's picture

That's bad for de father

JESSICA's picture

that is so dad

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