All Jokes

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what...

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 bus.” The farmer says, “Sure...

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it...

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride's relatives 2. Groom's relatives He entered the groom's door and...

Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court. JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty? KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty. JUDGE: How come you were arrested...

When People say they can't see anything good in you... Hug them and say, "Life is difficult for the BLIND!"

I've you experienced the long queue at ATM points these days? I wonder where the recession everyone keep shouting about is coming from. Yesterday afternoon, I tried to check if...

TEACHER: What is a Verb? CHIKE: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. TEACHER: What are you saying? CHIKE: It is a complete sentence sir. TEACHER: Are you mad?...

A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally gave birth... Now she's been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data...

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