This guy was out bear hunting, and came upon a stand of trees adjacent to a clearing, and thought it looked like a good place to lie in wait to see if a bear came by. Sure enough, after a short while, he caught sight of a bear lumbering through the clearing. He leveled his rifle, took careful aim, and squeezed one off. BANG!
He looked toward the clearing and saw the fur flying, so he was pretty sure he nailed the bear. He walked over, and started looking around, but he couldn't see the bear anywhere. He was standing there sort of confused when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and sure as shit, the bear was standing right behind him.
The bear said, "Well, the way I see it, I can either maul you to death right here on the spot, or you can give me a blow job." The hunter didn't want to die, so he reluctantly granted the bear's request.
The hunter went home, and the more he thought about what had happened the more his humiliation turned to rage. He swore that the following day, he'd
go back out and kill that son of a bitch bear.
So he set out in the morning with his AK-47, and returned to the same spot. He waited a while, and sure enough the bear came lumbering through the clearing. He aimed the assault weapon and fired. BOOM!!
He saw the fur flying, and walked over to inspect his kill. But he couldn't find the damned bear! Then he felt a tap on his shoulder. He looked around, and the bear said, "Well, either I maul you, or I give it to you right up the ass."
Again the hunter let the bear have his way, then returned home.
That night, the hunter started getting really pissed off. The next morning he got out his bazooka and went out again in search of the bear. He waited by the clearing for a while, and soon the bear appeared again. He aimed the bazooka, and fired. KA-BOOOOOM!!!
He saw the fur fly, and walked over to the clearing. He looked around, but no bear! Then he felt a familiar tap on his shoulder, and turned around.
The bear said, "Tell me the truth. You ain't in this for the hunting, are you?"