Shuttle Mission

America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.  Since it's going to be two long, lonely years up there, each may bring any form of entertainment weighing 150 pounds or less.

The American approaches the NASA board and asks to take his 125 lb. wife.  They approve.

The Japanese astronaut says, "I've always wanted to learn Latin.  I want 100 lbs. of textbooks."  The NASA board approves.

The Russian astronaut thinks for a second and says, "Two years...  all right, I want 150 pounds of the best Cuban cigars ever made."  Again, NASA okays it.

Two years later, the shuttle lands and everyone is gathered outside to welcome back the astronauts.  Well, it's obvious what the American's been up to, he and his wife are each holding an infant. The crowd cheers.

The Japanese astronaut steps out and makes a 10 minute speech in absolutely perfect Latin.  The crowd doesn't understand a word of it, but they're impressed and they cheer again.

The Russian astronaut stomps out, clenches the podium until his knuckles turn white, glares at the first row and screams: "Anybody got a match?"

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Kunle Fadiora's picture

Laugh wan kee me die. Who thought this up?

Gift onome's picture

Akpos you get mouth jahwe________________kudos to you_lolz.......!!1!1

Amanda's picture

Please I'm really expecting d nxt episodes of Broken and Man God.

Moha's picture

Wen do u release new episodes of these series. Broken and Man-God

Shelly's picture

He forgot lighter hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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