18+ Jokes
A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle this morning... KID: My new bicycle has been stolen! POLICE: When did you notice? KID: This morning. POLICE: Do you have...
BOY: What's in between your legs? GIRL: Hell. What about you, what's in between your legs?BOY: The devil.
Akpos was making love to a girl when she realized he was not using a condom.She asked him, "You're not using a condom?!"Akpos answered, "Yes."She said, "Hope you don't have HIV/...
At bedtime one night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders, the small of her back...
A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs. She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called...
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don't move! HUSBAND: Who...
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you're afraid and you shake...
A boy was teaching a girl maths. He kissed her and then kissed her again and said, "This is addition." Then the girl kissed him back and said, "This is subtraction." Then they...
The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian adviceFOREIGN PAGE:Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , Im from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed....
A man goes into the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says Hello. He is rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from. So he...