School Jokes

TEACHER: What is a Verb? CHIKE: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. TEACHER: What are you saying? CHIKE: It is a complete sentence sir. TEACHER: Are you mad?...

This economic recession is no longer funny o! See women pricing school fees: "Aunty, how much if we remove geography and Physical Education, I want him to become a doctor, not a...

TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse? JAMES: Well, my dad says the world is changing every day, so I decided to wait until it...

TEACHER: What do you want to be when you grow up? JUNIOR: I want to be a doctor. TEACHER: Hmm... I wouldn't come to your office with the grades you're making. JUNIOR: I...

Teacher (noun) A Person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Almost a million naira to study Chemistry in a Private University in Nigeria, yet none of them have invented anything, not even anointing oil!

In a primary school... TEACHER: Today children, we're going to talk about the origination of human beings. As you ALL know, we human beings come from Adam and Eve and...

TEACHER: Behind every successful man there is a woman. Class, what do we learn from this? JOHNNY: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN.

Who remembers these awkward moments in school during exams... When the bright student tells the teacher that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered the said...

In an English class, the teacher wrote on the board, "The English teacher is Handsome." TEACHER: What is wrong with that statement? JOHNNY: It is ugly!

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