Relationship Jokes

GIRL: Honey, I want a first class wedding. GUY: Really? GIRL: Yea. GUY: Okay no problem. GIRL: Thanks sweetheart. GUY: Love you... GIRL: Love you too. GUY:...

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina... Akpos: I Love You Tina: Lol Akpos: I need you in my life Tina: Lol Akpos: You are my everything...

GIRL: I need a sugar Daddy who doesn't want to have sex with me Akpos reply, " follow these steps... 1. Enter a provision shop 2. Buy one or two cups of sugar 3. Go home...

23-26 years -- Bachelor I 27-29 years -- Senior Bachelor 30-33 years -- Principal Bachelor 34-37 years - Deputy Chief Bachelor 38-40 years -- Chief Bachelor Grade II...

In America... GUY: I love you GIRL: I love you too In Nigeria... GUY: I love you. GIRL: Hmmm... Kunle, are you sure it's me you love or my breast?

1. Real Madrid Boys: They only go in for expensive ladies (Galacticos). When they set their eyes on you, you will fall for them. Their offers are very tempting and sweet to go by...

A guy asked a girl out. Their conversation goes thus... GUY: Will you go out with me this Saturday? GIRL: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

What men say vs what they really mean... Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You...

My girl has been given me the silent treatment for days so I threw away her toothbrush... If she's not going to talk to me, she's not talking to anyone!

You are dating 3 people and you say you are in a relationship... You are not in a relationship, you are in a MEETING!

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