General Jokes

Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court. JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty? KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty. JUDGE: How come you were arrested...

I've you experienced the long queue at ATM points these days? I wonder where the recession everyone keep shouting about is coming from. Yesterday afternoon, I tried to check if...

I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment". I was...

An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral....

A policeman stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver's license which were intact, the following conversation ensued......

On a windy day, an old lady is standing on a street corner, holding on to her hat with both hands, even though her dress is flying up over her face. An old man across the street...

During a golf game, a guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally...

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer...

Those of you who your Facebook profile says, "Living in UK and working in Ife or Lagos." I'm not saying you are lying. I'm just bothered... How are you coping with the...

Akpos was sacked by his boss from a zoo because he left the lions gate open. And when asked why he did such a deadly act... He said "Who will dare steal a lion?

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