18+ Jokes
A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms and fixed it on the wall. Each night, she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that...
A mother-in-law ask her son's wife a question, "Why is that all my grandchildren don't resemble my son?"The daugher-in-law replied, "What I have between my legs isn't a...
Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and...
Four nuns come to the Coventry for confession.FIRST NUN: Forgive me father for I have sinned.FATHER: What have you done?FIRST NUN: I saw a man's penis.FATHER: Wow, that's bad. Say...
A Jamaican man was making love to his wife for the first time. He suddenly screamed, "Jah Bless!'' and run out of the room.He came back with a giant bucket of water, poured it on...
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you. I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done."She thought...
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...
A man is in a hotel lobby. He is about to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow...