18+ Jokes

The priest keeps chickens on the church premises and one cock goes missing one day. Then on one sunday at service, the priest asked the congregation, "who has a cock with them?"...

A man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir your garage is open." The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did you see my black...

A calabar girl went for a job interview, she was giving a form to fill in her data.As she was filling the form, she got to part to fill "Sex", she paused and thought for a while...

A Mother tells two of her daughters that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One of the sisters suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all...

WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sexDOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him. Everyday, put one pill in his tea. The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed. Next...

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.After dusting themselves off, the nun and the...

A young girl was leaving for school when her mum called her and said, "Tope! Do not allow any man to climb on top of you because if he did, he would be disgracing your family."She...

An old pensioner was having his usual morning Stroll. While passing behind his neighbours house, a freshly used condom with semen in it was thrown out of the guest room window and...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

A guy brought a lady into his room. The guy pulled his pant off, "Lady! Meet my little brother!" The lady turned to leave and shouted, "When he grows up, call me back!"