18+ Jokes

A hunter spots a small brown bear and shoots it. He then feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and is face to face with a big black bear. "You've got two choices," says the...

Teacher: Why don't men trust women? Akpos: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and...

DOCTOR: You look terribly exhausted, are you having meals 3 times a day as I advised?EKAETTE: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

WOMAN: Help, I have been raped by an idiot police.POLICE: How do you know he is an idiot? WOMAN: because I had 2 tell him what 2 do.

A little boy said "Mom, did you know that Anna is an angel?" Mom said "You mean the maid, why do you say that?" The boy said "Well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with...

A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered "You must demand cash before sex, I know him he...

Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked "Daddy, what are you doing?" his father replied "I'm beating your mummy"Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face...