General Jokes

Two friends went hunting, one of them got bit by a snake on his buttocks so the other called for the nearest doctor. Unfortunately for him the doctor was in the middle of a...

Mrs kofo said 2 her maid "Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." The maid replied, "I don't believe it ma, you are just saying it to make me...

Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...

An National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Officer once went to a farm in Sokoto, the farmer, on sighting the officer, told him "Sir, you cannot come on this farm because..." He was...

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the...

While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son.FATHER: You're eating...

Here is a conversation between three men about elections in their respective countries: 1ST MAN (An American):In my country, the winner of an election is announced a five hours...

Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day,...

Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "Im afraid we cant afford one", sighed his mother.But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "...

A drunk, totally bankrupt due to his depressing addiction to alcohol, promised to quit and started throwing empty bottles out of his house. He threw the first bottle and said, "I...