General Jokes

TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?

{NOTE: Only people who understand Computer Terminologies will Understand this Joke.}EMEKA: Bro. I have 32 bit Windows 7. This Game needs 64 bit to play. How can I get it? Will it...

AKPOS: I found N500 on the floor today.KWAME: Really? Let's share the money 50-50.AKPOS: What will we do with the remaining N400?KWAME: ????

As a boss, I thought I had heard every excuse until Mrs. Adebayo walked into work late today. I asked her, "Mrs. Adebayo, why did you come late today?""Sir," she said, "My husband...

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A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them.The chicken took offence and said, "Look at how...

On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and wife in U.S were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of...

Akpos brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced at 7.30 pm after work.His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.WIFE: The dishes are not...

A squad of Nigerian Soldiers were sleeping soundly in their bunker in Sambisa Forest when their general kicked open the door and yelled, "Okay boys, line up outside in five, this...

At a launching ceremony, Chief Matthew, who is a very popular chief, noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached to their names.For instance, Chief (Dr...