General Jokes

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"The man...

Three black men were getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first black man said, "I don't know about the two of you, but I am going to wear some red boxers...

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic fell into a river, all died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!When asked that did he miss...

I saw a notification on my phone from MTN that said, "Your account is too low and you are having 90 naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly dial *322*214*Amount# "Without...

A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.Suddenly, I...

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car.Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's...

WIFE: Who are you speaking with on the phone? It's a woman abi?HUSBAND: Yes. Have I committed any sin talking to her?WIFE: Yes you have just Phonicated.

Akpo came back home from school very hungry and headed straight to the kitchen. He saw a plate of rice with a big meat covered. He took the meat and ate it voraciously, licking...

HUSBAND: Honey!WIFE: Yea sweetheart.HUSBAND: I want to go on a lion hunt.WIFE: Okay, be careful out there2 minutes later...WIFE: I thought you left.HUSBAND: The scary dog is at...