General Jokes
Mother rat and a baby rat were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away."See?" says the mother mouse to her...
This brief conversation ensued between Akpos and his landlord...LANDLORD: (knocks at Akpos door)AKPOS: (Opens the door)LANDLORD: Hey man, I'm looking for my house rent?AKPOS: You...
A man was shopping with his wife in the mall. The man notices a very sexy and skimpily dressed young lady walked past them. His gaze concentrated totally on the lady's behind...
A beggar who sits close to a bank and usually held a plate when begging was now holding two plates yesterday. Surprised to see him holding the two plates, one on his right hand...
When human body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the Boss. The brain said, ''I should be the Boss because I control the whole body responses and functions."The legs said...
A girl added me on BBM and started chatting with meHER: Thanks for accepting.ME: You're welcome.HER: Hope your ok?ME : Yes and you?HER: Fine. How about your health?ME: All fine....
It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello?... How the heck do I know?...
A woman gives her housegirl the following list of items to buy in the market...Rice 200Meat 500Beans 300Total 1000.An hour passed and the house girl is yet...
A White Man visited a Village in Southern Ghana and saw the people carrying blocks on their heads from a far distance to a building site, they were building a town hall. The White...
TEACHER: What do you call a fish without an eye?AKPOS: a fsh