General Jokes
Akpos had testicles the size of fully grown apples, so when he heard about a competition in the USA for the man with the world's largest testicles he decide to sell all his...
KWAME: Akpos! Why do you put on tie during sex?AKPOS: I want her to know I mean business!
Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to Johannesburg for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.BILL: While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go...
GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...
A fat chicken cat walked past a ram tied to a tree during this Sallah. The chicken greeted the Ram jestfully, saying: "Bros I dey hail o, happy Sallah." And the Ram replied the...
A woman and her 10 year-old son were riding in a taxi in Lagos. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under a canopy. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women...
A police officer caught a drunk man having sex with a dead woman.POLICE: Hey, how can you rape a dead person? Are you mad?!MAN: No Constable, I'm not mad. Me and her had an...
Akpos is a footballer who plays for one of the leading clubs in the world. His team-mates advised him to prepare answers in advance for post-match interviews because his English...
A man goes in to a public toilet and sees a man with no arms standing by the urinal.The armless man turns to him and says, ''Could you help me, please? My zip needs undoing."''...
A father decided to take his son abroad to learn English because it has proven to be impossible in Nigeria. He took him to a language school in UK and demanded that the school...