General Jokes
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at...
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
A drunk walked in to a bar crying, one of the other men in the bar asked him, "What had happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "just a few hours ago, I sold my...
APPLE: I look like a Human heart. MANGO: I look like a Stomach. GRAPES: I look like Eyes.. BANANA: I don't like this Game!
Two Communities, Ezeagu and Udi in Enugu state, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, ezeagu community sent a delegate, Emeka Anya, to Udi to confirm...
A NEPA official walked into an eatery to rest while working in the area. It was a big eatery so everyone receives his bill written on a piece of paper. After a long rest he...
LAWYER: Who is your next of kin. AKPOS: Huh??!!LAWYER: I mean who do you call incase of an emergency?AKPOS: Doctor.LAWYER: I mean someone like your wife.AKPOS: My wife is a trader...
One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...
Akpos stayed very close to the cemetery. He developed this wittiness of deceiving Okada (bike) riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his...
One hot afternoon, Akpos and two of his friends went for a walk. On the road, they saw a bag full of money and each of one of them suggested how the money would be shared amongst...