General Jokes
A newly-wed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's dog...
A drunk walked in to a bar crying, one of the other men in the bar asked him, "What had happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "just a few hours ago, I sold my...
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the...
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at...
LAWYER: Who is your next of kin. AKPOS: Huh??!!LAWYER: I mean who do you call incase of an emergency?AKPOS: Doctor.LAWYER: I mean someone like your wife.AKPOS: My wife is a trader...
APPLE: I look like a Human heart. MANGO: I look like a Stomach. GRAPES: I look like Eyes.. BANANA: I don't like this Game!
Two Communities, Ezeagu and Udi in Enugu state, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, ezeagu community sent a delegate, Emeka Anya, to Udi to confirm...
A NEPA official walked into an eatery to rest while working in the area. It was a big eatery so everyone receives his bill written on a piece of paper. After a long rest he...
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
Akpos stayed very close to the cemetery. He developed this wittiness of deceiving Okada (bike) riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his...