General Jokes
Akpos friend, Kwame who is from Ghana, asks Akpos if they have any Jews living in Nigeria. Akpos replies, "Definitely! We have orange jews, apple jews, grape jews... etc
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that...
Mr. Smith was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man discussing with another man. 'Thanks for d weeknd Charlie, i rily had a great tym. Ur wife is a...
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?" The...
A Ghanaian, a Kenyan and a Nigerian entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, "I'm going to say jokes for an hour straight and whoever doesn't laugh at the end...
Akpos was having a problem with rats in his apartment. "Look man," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn rats keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his...
TEACHER: I ain't had no fun in months. Somebody should correct this sentence. AKPOS: Get a new boyfriend ma.
A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...