General Jokes
An Arab Man stops a taxi, entered it and said "Please turn off the radio for in the time of the prophet, there was no radio and my religion decreed that I should not listen to it...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped open, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the...
Akpos enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During...
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to...
Akpos happened to have a mistress just in the same street with his wife Iweka. Every night, he'll return late and give his wife excuses about troubles on his way from work. His...
50 cent, Birdman & Akpos got a heli crash and landed on a very large mountain. They saw an inscription on the mountain say:"Run towards the edge and shout out your biggest wish"50...
Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in Kano. Here is one of the questions:"You are on patrol in the outskirts of Kano when an explosion occurs in the township.On...
One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.Then the first boy started running and so did the second one. When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are...
A young Lady went for an interview exam, to become the new English mistress, the Exam questions were passed to her and a little while into the Exams, an invigilator came around,...