General Jokes
A Farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes and mount all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense...
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. Thefarmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young...
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken...
A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church. Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the bowl. The father saw that Akpos caught...
ElEPHANT: Hey camel, why do you have a boob on ur back? CAMEL: It's a funny question from someone who has a dick on his face.
An robber ordered his victim to surrender all the money he had on him. The victim fearfully obeyed.After collecting the money, the robber asked his victim if he had brought all...
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a...
Two heavily drunk guys were moving toward each other in a sunny afternoon and this conversation arose:DRUNK ONE: Please is this time morning or night? DRUNK TWO (staggering): I...
Akpos was trying to send his wife a message since he had travelled and was missing her badly.He mistakenly sent it to another woman who lost her husband the previous day. The...
Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.The men open the next safe....