School Jokes
TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up...
When I went to school I was taught:PUSSY meant a CATSEX meant GENDERBITCH was a FEMALE DOGDICK was a NAMEBANG was a SOUNDRUBBER was an ERASERASS was an ANIMALSCREW was just a...
Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].AKPORS: Sir, I have not...
The kids refused to come together to take a class picture for their year book at a primary school. The teacher, trying to cajole them said, "we should all take this picture so...
After failing to answer a very simple question, the teacher calls Akpos to the front of the class.TEACHER: Say you are fool.AKPOS: You are a fool.TEACHER: What's your problem? Say...
A teacher got quite angry at Akpos after he answered another question without thinking ... and she asked Teacher: "How stupid can you be?"Akpos: Is that a challenge?
Akpos read from cover to cover preparing for his entrance examination. His father came to his room and saw him reading.FATHER: Akpos, make sure you pass that exam otherwise just...
TEACHER: Class, what is the chemical symbol for Sodium?AKPOS: Na sir.TEACHER: What is the chemical symbol for Barium?AKPOS: Ba sir.TEACHER: What will you get if one atom of Ba is...
The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four...
TEACHER: Akpos, go to the map and find North America.AKPOS: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: AKPOS!!!