School Jokes

We have three classes of poverty. Primary, Secondary and Tertiary poverty. Teacher asks "who can explain the three classes of poverty?" Akpos stood up and said "Sir we are...

During the exam, Akpos kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.? When collecting the paper...

Teacher: "I am beautiful" what tense is that Akpos: Obviously past tense!

Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do???Akpos' Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell "LION"Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah You know say na...

TEACHER: Akpos expand the bracket...x(a b)=yAKPOS: x(a b)=y x ( a b ) = y x ( a b ) = y x ( a b ) = yTEACHER: Akpos...

TEACHER: Wat happened in 1809?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was born.. TEACHER: Wat happened in 1819?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old

Teacher: Who can state one different between a bird and a fly?Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird!

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?.. Akpos: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What re you talking about? Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O

Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass. When they all finish drawing they submitted their work for...

The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on "What is laziness".Akpos in his book left 4 pages empty and on d 5th page wrote ''DIS IS LAZINESS''