Marriage Jokes

SON: Mom, why do women wear white dress during the marriage? MOM: Because its the happiest and best day in their life. BOY: Then why do men wear black dress?

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

A newly married couple was taking a walk when a dog suddenly ran towards them and threatened to bite. They both knew it would bite them. Then the husband lifted the wife up to let...

I just heard last year that 4,153,237 people got married in 2015... I don't want to start any trouble or something, but shouldn't that be an even number?

Engagement is when a man promises to marry a woman in a few months... Not when he puts a ring on her finger and scares other men away for the next five years. that is...

One man told his friend, "My wife's an angel!" The friend remarked, "You are lucky, my own is still alive."

HUSBAND: Where in the Bible does it say it's a man's job to wash dishes? WIFE: II Kings 21:13 says, "and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man Wipeth a dish, wiping it and turning it...

Marriage is a Workshop... Where the Husband works and the Wife shops.

WIFE: Honey, can you do me a favour? HUSBAND: Sure, anything for you love. WIFE: Can you kill a lion for me? HUSBAND: Are you mad? To kill a lion for you? Request...

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "...