Marriage Jokes
Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent...
One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...
A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replies the man, "when we finished...
Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask...
A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms and fixed it on the wall. Each night, she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day...
There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on "how to live in a loving relationship with your wife".The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife?" All the men...
KWAME: Why do you want to divorce your Wife? I thought you two were madly in love?AKPOS: She smiles a lot when she sleeps, I think she's has another husband in her DREAMS!
Kemi Smith was walking down a Victoria Island street in Lagos, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Daniel.''Hello Mrs Smith,'' uttered the Father, ''and how are you...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs...