Marriage Jokes
A wife sends a nude photo to her husband with both legs wide open. WIFE: I will wait like this till you come. HUSBAND: That's okay babe, but who is the person taking the picture?
Wife thinks, "Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone else? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big...
Pastor: People lets give offering due to the beauty of your wife (Akpos stands up & gives 5 naira) Pastor: Why 5 naira.Akpos: I don't have 1 naira.
A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.The pastor was amused and asked, "How come...
A husband and wife were celebrating their 60th birthday together when suddenly an angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request. The wife was so...
WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you! AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"
The first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read,the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins". The second guy said, his wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 2...
An angry wife to her husband (Akpos) on phone.Wife: Where the hell are you?Akpos: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with...
A conversation between Akpos and his newly wedded wife Ekaette. Akpos: Honey, I have a problem at work. Ekaette: Point of correction, never say "I" but "WE". We are one now...