Marriage Jokes

Mind how you offer your prayers as couples...HUSBAND: Father Lord, I pray for Mercy, I pray for Faith, I pray for Charity, Joy and Grace. Thank you Lord for bringing Joy, Grace,...

Dear Husband John:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last...

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey...

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked...

Three women sit in a beauty saloon talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn'...

Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting. When everybody had settled down, his father said, "Kwame, your mum and I have found...

A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. Youll get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no...

Husband takes the wife to a night party. Theres a guy on the dance floor dancing happily breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, doing shoki. The wife turns to her husband and...

Here's a little advice to all who want long, happy marriages. Create a working formula on decision making and because you're the man and the head of the house, take decision on...