18+ Jokes
1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER. 4....
One day, Akpos who was in primary three, approached his teacher. Akpos said, "Mam, I should be in primary four, Im smarter than my sister and shes in the primary four."The Mam (...
A principal was addressing his students on HIV, he said, ''Abstinence is the best method because condoms could break and also spermicidal creams could fail." He also said, "There...
Akpos was sitting in a taxi when he receives a text message from his girl friend asking:"Sex tonight?"He quickly typed: "Yes!"Then a thief sticks his hand into the taxi and...
Armed robbers attacked an old nun and found nothing to take from her. The leader of the gang decided to have her instead. This dialogue ensued...LEADER: I am going to have sex...
A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra (sex pill). "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is coming over...
AKPOS: Your secretary is very sexy!THAMBO: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Maria". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast,...
"Knock, knock!"Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door."Knock!"He opens the...
A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window.He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs...