Family Jokes

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...

Mike was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?""That's your father." says his mother."...

JOHN: I have the perfect son. KELVIN: Does he smoke? JOHN: No, he doesn't. KELVIN: Does he drink? JOHN: No, he doesn't. KELVIN: Does he ever come home late? JOHN: No, he doesn't....

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in, Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear,...

Akpos was in the office when he received a phone call informing him that his teenage daughter was pregnant. Akpos was shocked and rushed to the hospital his daughter was in. Upon...

(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign)Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...

A hunter went into the woods, shot a deer and brought it back for the wife to cook for dinner. He did not want his children to know what kind of meat it is but for them to figure...

Akpos' wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in.AKPOS: Where are you going?WIFE: I am moving in with my mother!A few minutes later, Akpos also started packing.His wife...

A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.He told her his mum had a phobia for non-...

My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins today. He told me he is tired of regular names for twins like Taiwo and Kehinde, Peter and Paul, Victor and Victoria. So he asked me...