Funny Sayings

Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...

The following below are ways people kill English daily...Don't dare talk in front of my back.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.Take 5cm wire of my length.All of...

When I was a child, I used to...Stand by the road with friends and choose cars. Eat food from the magazines.Try and step on my shadow or be ahead of it in the sun when it's behind...

This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...MAN 1: I stole a book.MAN 2: I stole N100.MAN...

You want to marry a guy who's rich, TALL, HANDSOME, EDUCATED, FAIR and has a FLAT tummy while your father is SHORT, DARK, UGLY, POOR, and has a POT belly. Can't you be humble like...

Dear Tina,Hmmmmm! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my hands and brain to dance automatically on this benedicted medium. Why this miraculous thing happened is...

1. The name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with.2. It is impossible for pigs to look up into the sky3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue4....

I was reminiscing about the time I spent in a public school and I remembered some games we played while I was a kid. The list goes thus...1. SUWE: This game is played by two or...

Olden Days RelationshipBOYS: Showing LoveGIRLS: Accepting LoveEverything leading to Marriage!Nowadays RelationshipBOYS: Seeking for SexGIRLS: Demanding for MoneyEverything leading...

Women like to tell long stories...Example: Man telling the story, ''Honey, you remember that fat man who was dancing at the party? he's dead!Woman telling the story, ''My husband...

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