Funny Sayings
BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Kills Himself and Runs Away!
BREAKING NEWS! A Bomb just exploded in Kano again, this time in a Cemetery! All the dead bodies ran out of their graves but no casualties was recorded. The Commissioner of Police...
Welcome to the 21st Century where..Our Phones are WIRELESSCooking is FIRELESSCars are KEYLESSFood is FATLESSTyres are TUBELESSDresses are SLEEVELESSYouths are JOBLESSLeaders are...
BREAKING NEWS Linda Thomas, the MTN STAFF who use to say ''Your account is too low for this call", hasbeen sacked! You can now make free calls before they employsomeone else. Be...
Chemistry and his brother Physics, with deep sorrow, announce the death of their father, Mathematics,n who died in a serious calculation on blackboard road, off chalk avenue....
1. The name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with.2. It is impossible for pigs to look up into the sky3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue4....
You want to marry a guy who's rich, TALL, HANDSOME, EDUCATED, FAIR and has a FLAT tummy while your father is SHORT, DARK, UGLY, POOR, and has a POT belly. Can't you be humble like...
Imagine a school where suicide bombing Is being taught, the teachers would say to the students..."Please, pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!"
Olden Days RelationshipBOYS: Showing LoveGIRLS: Accepting LoveEverything leading to Marriage!Nowadays RelationshipBOYS: Seeking for SexGIRLS: Demanding for MoneyEverything leading...
I was reminiscing about the time I spent in a public school and I remembered some games we played while I was a kid. The list goes thus...1. SUWE: This game is played by two or...