Funny Sayings
In an elevator of extremely luxurious hotel, three men are standing; an honest politician, a kind-hearted lawyer and a Santa Claus. When the elevator stops and the door opens,...
If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books with Titles like these:How to look Beautiful/Handsome by Obasanjo.The Secret of a Successful Marriage by Pastor...
Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding Day?........It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On".2. The phone...
Below is the CV of a prospective job seeker of his CV.CURRYCOLOM VITAL NAME: Don Frank Igho aka THE KILLERSEX: 3-4 times a weekJENDER: MailMARINTAL STARTOS: Polygamous...
Comparison between entertainment reality shows and educational shows:Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).Maltina Dance: N10 million.MTN Project Fame: N7....
A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...
How do we expect our kids to be good, when they watch bad cartoons like the ones below: Ben 10 can change into 10 demons.Tarzan is always half naked.Tom & Jerry are always...
1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can feel a connection. 2. Are you tired? You've been running on my mind day and night...
GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...