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AKPOS: I gave my number to this sexy girl last week and she said she'll call me when she get home.KWAME: So why hasn't she called yet? AKPOS: I think the girl is homeless!

While visiting a village school, the Minister Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one...

Here's a little advice to all who want long, happy marriages. Create a working formula on decision making and because you're the man and the head of the house, take decision on...

The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.

WIFE : Do you want dinner?HUSBAND: Sure, what are my choices?WIFE: Yes and no!

A girl and a guy were discussing. This was their following conversation...GIRL: Honey I want to share in your problems and pain.BOY: But I don't have any problem. GIRL: It's...

Husband to wife: "Darling, I have to confess to you that when Im having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women."WIFE: "I have a confession to make too sweetheart. When...

A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor.With some hesitations, they explained that although their little lovely son appeared to be in good health, they were...

My lawyer asked me "Why do you want to get a divorce?"I responded "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."He...

A lecturer at the University of Lagos decided to give his students a test. He gave each of them a script and instructed them not to cancel anything, if not they will fail the test...