All Jokes
Akpos' girlfriend comes home and starts ranting that a man across the street grabbed her buttocks and was caressing it forcefully. Akpos terribly angry about this storms out of...
"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered huskily, "...undress you,...
One day, Akpos and his wife were on the bed having an honest conversation...WIFE: How many women have you slept with?AKPOS: Only you baby. I slept with other women with my eyes...
A Lagos couple decided to go on a vacation to New York during winter. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left early...
A girl updates her Father's picture on BBM. Her friend pings her, "So you know this man too??? HE HATES USING CONDOMS!"
A well-worn out N1000 note and a similarly distressed N10 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a...
A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years with no sex. They decided to marry. Two week before the wedding, the guy leads his girlfriend to her home. They passed...
Two ministers doing missionary work in the Africa are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice; death or ugga bugga?"The first guy says...
Dear ChikiMy wife and I just got married, I am 45 and she is 26. We moved into a new apartment which needs a lot of plumbing work so I hired this plumber. I swear, the guy is...
An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?"The woman...