All Jokes
A woman goes to a prophet who tells her, "Prepare yourself for widowhood... Your husband is about to die a violent death."The woman takes a deep breath and replies, "Will I go to...
A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line.He claimed he was doing online shopping...
The couple had been married for only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out in town and party with his old buddies."Honey," he said to his new...
Two House Flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here!"
TEACHER: How do you get holy water? AKPOS: Boil the hell out of it!
During an English lesson, the teacher instructed his students to write a composition.Question: Assume you are in a war, write a story on your experience?Akpos did not write...
I have been dating her for over four months now and everything was going fine until this morning when I decided to invite her to my place. And she came! When we were together, her...
SON: Dad, I need your help for my science homework. DAD: OK.SOME: What is photosynthesis? DAD: Hmm... why not as the photographer when he comes in to take our picture.
A man takes his wife to the zoo. They start heading down the alley that had cages filled with bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times...
There were two brothers, older one, Kieron, and the younger brother Jason. One night Kieron decided to bring his girlfriend home to sleep by him. Kieron and Jason slept on a...