All Jokes
SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour:You always win an argument quickly.You are explaining something to...
Akpos patronises a prostitute. This is the conversation that ensued between them:PROSTITUTE: Hi honey. Are you ready to have sex? AKPOS: Yes. But If only you can f**k me the way...
TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.
TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with "because" as the first word? AKPOS: One can not make a sentence with "because, because because is a conjunction".
Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration. While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest...
A young fellow brought home his bride-to-be to be appraised by his father.The father was shocked, angry and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was...
During a heated spat over finances, the husband said, "Well, if you'd learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, WE COULD FIRE THE MAID." The wife, fuming, shot back, "...
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom, on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Akpos, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!" She yells, "Who's Akpos...