All Jokes
A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up. After a few fails her husband tells:HUSBAND: Darling, forget it, you won't succeed...WIFE: Don't worry, in the beginning, it was difficult...
A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"The...
A movie director was determined to make the greatest epic movie ever filmed and the film was to contain the greatest battle scene ever filmed. "I will use two armies." he said...
GIRLFRIEND: Honey, please could you buy me my bathing soap when you are coming?BOYFRIEND: Alright! No problem... But how much is it?GIRLFRIEND: It's just N15k.BOYFRIEND: BLOOD OF...
What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28...
Having tried everything else, Akpos decide to return to his home town to contest as a member of the House of Assembly. The following conversation occur:PARTY CHAIRMAN: Yes Mr...
TEACHER: What is the daughter of a chief called?AKPOS: Mischief.
One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???
The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that...
Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding Day?........It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!