All Jokes
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt. "What are you going to do with the...
Girls are like...BOY: Why are you so quiet?GIRL: Nothing.BOY: Come on, tell me.GIRL: I said nothing is wrong!BOY: Ok, see you later.GIRL: I knew you don't care!BOY: WTF!!!
A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in.Pretending to be a busy...
A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that she had been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out of respect to her husband, she asked if he would be willing...
AKPOS: Dad, buy me biscuit when you are coming back from work. DAD: I will only buy you the biscuit if you can spell it. AKPOS: Ok then, buy me P.K.
GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...
Two taxis crashed into each other. "What's the matter with you?" shouted the driver of one. "Are you blind?""Blind ?" said the other driver. "I hit you, didn't I?"
A man handed 20 naira to a blind man begging for alms by the road side. The blind man said, "Excuse me sir, this money looks fake." The man, surprised, asked the blind man, "How...
In a biology class, the teacher asked the class a questionTEACHER: If we breath out Carbon-IV-Oxide. What do we breath in? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stands up) Carbon-IV-Inside.
Akpos and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child!The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains...