All Jokes

TEACHER: Akpos, why do you always get so dirty?AKPOS: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...

Two taxis crashed into each other. "What's the matter with you?" shouted the driver of one. "Are you blind?""Blind ?" said the other driver. "I hit you, didn't I?"

A man handed 20 naira to a blind man begging for alms by the road side. The blind man said, "Excuse me sir, this money looks fake." The man, surprised, asked the blind man, "How...

In a biology class, the teacher asked the class a questionTEACHER: If we breath out Carbon-IV-Oxide. What do we breath in? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stands up) Carbon-IV-Inside.

Akpos and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child!The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains...

Akpos and his wife laid in the bed, about to sleep when his wife quizzed him on where he was during the day:WIFE: You were reeking of feminine scent when you came home, where did...

TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of...

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied, "No sir, this I do...

During English class, the teacher asked akpos to spell plantain and the following conversations took place: TEACHER: Hey Akpos, spell plantain? AKPOS: Which of the plantain...