All Jokes
One day, a man thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son DAD: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. SON: No. DAD: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. SON: OK! The...
Police officers were at a road block. One of them stops a trailer:POLICEMAN: Where is your permit?DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)POLICEMAN: Do you have an extinguisher?DRIVER: Yes,...
TEACHER: What's a valley!AKPOS: A valley is a long "depression" (or low part) in the land, between two higher parts, ma. TEACHER: Excellent answer Akpos. Give me an example!AKPOS...
Akpos came home early from office. He was shocked to see his wife with his friend, Thambo. He told his wife to get out of the room. Then he said, "Thambo, what are you doing here...
When Akpos was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity...
A man , angry at the unavailability of toothpicks in the house when he wanted to use one himself after eating a meal called Akpos his houseboy and the following dialogue ensued;...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. James, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these...
A girl goes to the market for her make-up shopping. She walks into a shop, picks some powders and asks the salesman, "How much are these?" The salesman replies, "10 kisses."She...
Akpos was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening."I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get...