All Jokes
Akpos' wife came home early and found him in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.And she was somewhat upset, "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried, "How...
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the...
A man goes into the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says Hello. He is rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from. So he...
Two Girls chatting in a taxi;FIRST GIRL: What kind of man will you want to have?SECOND GIRL: A Billionaire!FIRST GIRL: What if he has less money to a billion.SECOND GIRL: Even if...
GUARD: Aha! Ive caught you red-handed! stealing fishes.AKPOS: What do you mean by red-handed?GUARD: Youve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it...
A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks, Do you eat like this at your moms place? The girl...
After two years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that the company is not doing anything...
A Nigerian Tourist went on a trip to China. While in China, the tourist was sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all.A week after arriving back home, he woke up one...
One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...
Akpos was having an argument with his Wife. The Wife called Akpos a fool. Akpos got angry and said, "I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my wife. She must therefore...