All Jokes

Lady enter's a barbing salon:AKPOS: Wow! I haven't seen such beauty before! Do you come here often?LADY: Not really.AKPOS: I would like us to know each other better.LADY: Can't...

A movie director needed an extra to act a scene which involves depicting a gateman. So they offered Akpos, who was incidentally the gateman at the house they were filming, to play...

A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4.Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!"The teacher angrily said, "I have been teaching for past five year now, so I know what I'm...

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever dog between them. The first...

I was raped at the age of nine - Oprah Winfrey.I was in prison for 27 years - Nelson Mandela.I didn't even complete my University education- Bill Gates.I used to serve tea at a...

Akpos went to the doctor concerning an ailment he had. The following conversation took place between them:AKPOS: Please don't laugh at me when I reveal my ailment.DOCTOR: Of...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?' God...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, Honey, my hands are...

Nigeria is the most unique country on earth:Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.Where ladies dont accept flowers for valentine or birthday.Where...

Look right and left for vehicles and bike riders aka okada. Look above for planes and down for a bomb. Look sideways and backward for kidnappers.Hold your handbag tightly and...