All Jokes
Valentine's Day SpecialWhen Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate."Eve, honey, you're being...
Akpos read from cover to cover preparing for his entrance examination. His father came to his room and saw him reading.FATHER: Akpos, make sure you pass that exam otherwise just...
Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...
Three Sperms are discussing about their future:SPERM 1: I will be a doctor when I'm born.SPERM 2: I will be a Footballer.SPERM 3: As for me, I will be a...Oh my God!SPERM 1 & 2:...
Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...
After a serious disagreement, the husband said to the wife at bed timeHUSBAND: Good night mother of three.WIFE: Good night father of none!
I don't like all these jokes about 9/11 they are hurtful. My brother was killed in the twin tower attacks. I was really surprised they let him fly the plane.
Two men were waiting afar off to use an ATM machine watching two ladies who were wasting time, one of them decides to confront them.He stops half way the road and comes back, his...
Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When...
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you...