All Jokes
These 7 thoughts came to my head...1. When you use your hand to tickle yourself, It doesn't shock or make you laugh2. Ever wonder what will happen if a male Goat and a female...
Rebecca, the town gossip and the pastor's wife, publicly accused her neighbor Daniel of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the towns only bar....
That moment... You take out your last 1000 Naira note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover that rat had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's head. You spend 1.5...
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something."Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I...
Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...
A fat woman and a thin woman went to the gym. On getting out, this conversation took place... FAT WOMAN: (Angry) God, I will destroy the talking weighing machine one day. THIN...
QUESTION: PROVE PAPA = MAMA (10 MARKS)ART STUDENTS: This cannot be done! COMMERCIAL STUDENTS: It's very impossible! SCIENCE STUDENTS: Pressure(P) =Force(F)/ Area(A). i.e P = F/A...
On the first day in a boarding school, the Principal addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, The female dormitory (hostel) will be out-of-bounds for all...
A conversation between junior and his mum...MUM: Junior give me water from the fridge please.Junior: Mum to drink?MUM: No... to change to Wine!
It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello?... How the heck do I know?...